Today's Richard Teo, Since 1903

Got from my friends website , and i decided to do it as well =D
Funny answer :X

Go to :http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
   Washing Machines Live Longer With Richard Teo ( Oh well , no wonder my house washing machine still last )
   
   2. What do you want other people to say about you?
   I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Richard Teo ( That will be awesome +D )
   
   3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
   If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Richard Teo (haha look into me )
   
   4. How would you answer a booty call?
   Richard Teo-Lickin' Good( umm xD )
   
   5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
   The Richard Teo that Smiles Back (Smile, breathe and go slowly haha)
   
   6. To someone you dislike?
   He Who Thinks Richard Teo Drinks Richard Teo (ok ....)
   
   7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
   Men Can't Help Acting On Richard Teo ( no comments for this ><) 8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
   Savour the Flavour of Richard Teo ( dun savour me !!)
   
   9. You're failing a subject, you say...
   Do the Richard Teo ( do the right thing = D)
   
   10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
   Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Richard Teo ( dun get the ooo part lol)
   
   11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
   The Coolest Richard Teo on Ice( Cool o.O ?)
   
   12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
   I'd Walk a Mile for a Richard Teo ( alrite, i walk with my self a thousand mile )
   
   13. What are the best words to describe you?
   Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Richard Teo ( haha xD)
2. 
   14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
   Recommended By Dr. Richard Teo ( I want that to happen haha )
   
   15. Your last words before you die...
   Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Richard Teo ( gentle !! )
   
   16. Your message to a special someone..
   They're Waffly Richard Teo ( Waffly huh ?)
   
   17. Title of this post will be...
   Today's Richard Teo, Since 1903 ( Like it my post since 1903 )
   

The Post as Requested

It was supposed to be funny , but i forget half of the part of the joke xD

For me i sees it quite funny xD

My chemistry teacher told a joke to us ( we are suppose to laugh at it ><)

Well, we learned about types of chemical reaction.

Then there is Displacement, Synthesis , Decomposition and etc . . .

 

Single Displacement:

A, B, C

B and C are room mates . C and B does not get along well with each other. Then, C meet with A. A is more acitve than B. Hence, B and A are friends.

Double Displacement:

A,B,C,D

AB+ CD -----> AD + CB

A and C switch their partners because they do not get along well with their room mate. Then A meet up with D and C meet up with B.

I need a Good Luck charm! or safety charm o. O?

Well just having a bad day today ==
Gonna keep this post short .

Things not going the way I want it to be !!

……….<something is missing> …………….. < and here>……… <here ! >,…….

AND !!!

 

Let’s see, something weird happened , nothing to do with anyone .

Is with something !!

Black Out and fainted suddenly at home , after my shower ==
like for a while (am i supposed to blog about it) oh well : X

Cant stop thinking about what i saw ==
Oh Well, Cannot Sleep D =.=’’